Nordspur | Gnomivore Humorous Outdoor Dinosaur Garden Figurine
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Forget the boring garden gnome — this one is getting eaten. A T-Rex rampaging through a troupe of hapless gnomes is exactly the kind of thing your garden has been missing.
This is the garden ornament that makes people stop and do a double take. A ferocious T-Rex is depicted mid-rampage, with colourful gnomes clinging to its body, dangling from its claws, and being chomped between its teeth – all captured in vivid, hand-painted detail. The sculpting is surprisingly detailed, from the textured scales on the dinosaur to the tiny expressions on each hapless gnome. Built to live outdoors, it holds up against rain and sun without fading or cracking, so it keeps looking sharp season after season.
- Vivid hand-painted gnome detail
- Holds up in all weather
- Works indoors and outdoors
- Genuinely funny garden statement
Instant conversation starter
Put this in your garden and people will absolutely notice it. The playful, chaotic scene of gnomes being devoured by a T-Rex is genuinely funny and unexpected.
Detailed hand-painted finish
Every gnome has its own colourful outfit, and the dinosaur's scales are individually defined. The paintwork is sharp and vivid, giving it the look of a proper collector's piece rather than a cheap ornament.
Tough enough for any weather
Rain, frost, or blazing sunshine — this figurine is built to stay outside year-round. The durable construction resists moisture and UV exposure so the colours do not fade.
Versatile display options
It works brilliantly in a garden bed, on a patio, or along a garden path. Equally, it looks great indoors on a shelf, desk, or windowsill.
Details
- Figure type: T-Rex eating garden gnomes
- Finish: Hand-painted with vivid colours
- Weather resistance: Suitable for year-round outdoor use
- Surface texture: Detailed scale and facial sculpting throughout
- Base: Integrated flat base for stable placement
- Display setting: Garden, patio, shelf, or desk
- Gnome count: Multiple gnomes depicted in various poses
- Style: Humorous and novelty
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Dimensions:
- Height: 14 cm
- “Width: 8.5 cm
- “Depth: 6.5 cm
- “Weight: Approx. 190 g
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You can return your order within 30 days of receipt, provided it's in original condition with all labels and tags attached. Just email us and we'll send you the return instructions.
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